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The GOP organized a press conference yesterday to argue that socialized medicine leads to moral degeneracy. “The recent arrest of Canadian singer Justin Beiber and the erratic behavior of Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford are irrefutable proof that Obamacare will lead to the erosion of the moral fiber of this country,” claimed Trey Radel, a freshman Republican congressman from Florida, who is currently on probation for possession of cocaine. Surrounded by Lindsay Lohan and former San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, they vowed to create a bipartisan initiative to block any type of Canadian socialized medicine in this country. “Our politicians and celebrities are beyond reproach in this nation” said Lohan.  

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