Resist this….
August 24, 2013
Rights of Vomiting Passengers Violated
September 2, 2013

Rights of Rodents Violated

According to the Miami Herald, an inmate claims that a rodent bit his genitals, prompting the Society for the Protection of the Rights of Rodents (SPRR) to renew its campaign to protect rats. In a written statement SPRR claimed that “it is a disgrace that rodents have nothing to eat and have to resort to biting genitals. Rats deserve better. They are defenseless little creatures.” County jail officials agree and promise to offer rats other body parts. Official with the county jail stated that “We know we should do better for our residents. We promise to work cooperatively with SPRR.”  As for humans, officials are asking inmates to bring with them a week’s supply of rodent food.

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